Well we’re living here in Allentown, and he’s driven our lives into the ground.
When we woke up we we’re wasted and drunk.Phill got shot, we got beaten by a monk.
I was happy and my life was good, getting married like a dentist should.
Roasting marshmellows on a stick, I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick.
“hahaha i remember that!”
And we’re living here in Allentown, but there taking Teddy’s finger now.
And i’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my shit, and shoot Allen in the face.
And shoot myself!
“You totally butchered that song.”
“You totally butchered my life!”